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My baby is a big girl now!
It finally happened. After weeks of wiggling and commentary, Weasel’s first tooth has finally fallen out. She’s a bit teary about it, it left an unpleasant hole in her mouth and she can no longer bite...
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The tooth fairy is real – but Santa is not
As if clowns weren't scary enough. Now they can steal teeth. It’s an odd thing to say to a 5 year old. Why not embrace the mythology of a fat guy giving presents, seeing as I went along with the teeny...
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Hey, I was using you. Get back here.
When I was pregnant with Bubba, my younger sister came to live with us, to be my helping hands (and to get a job and a city education, but that’s another story). She’s been here for about 3 years now,...
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The tooth fairy screwed me over
You know how Weasel lost 2 teeth recently and the Tooth Fairy gave her golden coins in return? Well, the Tooth Fairy is a mean bitch who replaced those baby teeth with 2 adult teeth that look like this...
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Accidental deadlines
I’m still struggling with a career choice. Imagine that, a stay at home trying to return to the workforce and being unable to decide on a direction. How rare. Seems the ‘Be a Librarian’ plan won’t pan...
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Some bums are just hungrier than others
Everybody sing now! (To the tune of a ‘what to do with a drunken sailor’ – obviously) What do you do with a constant wedgie? What do you do with a constant wedgie? What do you do with a constant...
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Setting goals and kicking butt
Call me Captain Self-Improvement, I’ve decided to make some goals. Actual ones, not just “must get out of jammies today”, or “must put up my Christmas lights today” (which I get from OO.com.au for...
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No more mean girls – Part 1
Last year Weasel was in prep and we had our first taste of the beast known as ‘mean girls’. She would come home from school with tales of recess and lunchtime woe, excluded from this or that, and...
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